Due to 'popular' demand, I will attempt to consolidate my offbeat and potentially humourous observations on the world in general using the wonderful world of the interwebs... I figure I will either a) develop a loyal audience of readers who find me hilariously funny, b) end up talking to myself a lot of the time, c) rant and rave about the most mundane topics, convinced that I am a genius, or d) all of the above. We'll see how it goes... ha ha
Please note the following disclaimer:
- I swear. A lot. (sorry gramma)
- '...' and 'ha ha' are over-used and widely abused
- I am a sarcastic old broad - I shoot from the hip and I calls 'em like I sees 'em...
- Although my intention is to keep this lighthearted and upbeat, from time to time I may, nay WILL, careen off on wackadoo tangents that may be either manic, angry, maudlin, deeply disturbing, and/or wildly irrational. Please do not be alarmed or report me as escaped from the proverbial Cuckoo's Nest; I'll be ok... no, really... I'm most likely just venting deep-set frustrations or impatience with the world in general. I have a long history of General Anxiety Disorder and Treatment Resistant Major Depressive Disorder, and I hereby choose to use my mental illnesses as a license to spout off at the mouth and rant about trivialities, like all good crazies should... (ha ha)
So... yeah... that's about it for my maiden voyage in the sea of electronic journalism. Welcome aboard! Hang on to the railing at all times! Try not to puke! ha ha
over and out
This is great news, Lisa!
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited.
Also, I'm the first to post on your blog
What the heck does 'Blog' mean and who 'penned' it? 'haha'
ReplyDeleteUncle Ian aka Ian
Awww... look at my sweetheart be creative. I'm sure she'll have lots of fun and interesting things to say.... hahaha Good on ya cutie!
ReplyDeletethanks Matt... you just made me feel like I was about 7 years old, 'publishing' my first 'newspaper' that I coloured all by my little old self, down in the basement... 'oh isn't she cute, she thinks she's a WRITER!!!'
ReplyDeletejesus h. christ... lol
hey! that's not fair! It is the beginning and it is like you were young and just starting out...
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwwwww jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez............
hahaha
love you