(I know, I know... It's been a long time since I blogged, but today I have a good reason... ha ha)
Since at least high school, I have struggled with the overwhelming burden of mental illness. I don't know where it came from, and I can't remember exactly when it started (I was a happy enough little kid,) but by the time I had reached seventeen or eighteen, it had become a constant in my life. That dark cloud was an almost permanent fixture, and I was always, always worried about something. (In fact, now that I think about it, the worry started when I was a lot younger, and my mom will back me up on that. If I didn't have anything to worry about, I would worry that I wasn't worrying... because there was always something worth worrying about.) These things were consistently a big part of who I was, but I kept it to myself for a long, long time. In my family, that's what you do. We don't really talk about things like feelings, and emotions, and all that stuff... if you're sad, you're sad, and that's something you have to deal with, because that sadness or worry or despair is yours. I am not saying that is the right or wrong way to live, and I don't blame my parents or anything silly like that, it's just how things were when I was growing up, so when I felt those things, I just kept them to myself. Frankly, I just thought that that was the way people lived - you were miserable, and every once in a while something good happened, and then you went back to being miserable again. That was life. My life. I realize now that my generalized anxiety disorder and major depression kept me from doing so many things. It ruled my life and haunted me for more than fifteen years. In fact, 'it' was more me than me, if that makes any sense. I was completely under its control, for pretty much half my life. How sad is that?
Then one day in January of 2009, I decided I had had enough. I WOULD NOT spend another year of my life perpetuating this horrific cycle of pain and anguish and loneliness. The empty feeling in the pit of my stomach WOULD NOT eat away at me for another twelve months. No more would I antagonize over things that I could not control. I drew a line in the sand, and I dared any of these feelings to cross it. I started taking steps to make myself well. I started seeing a Life Coach, who helped me find myself and learn about who I was. I consumed everything she gave me with relish, and did every exercise she suggested, because discovering things about myself and my personality type - why I did what I did - was so intriguing. I couldn't get enough. I learned to be mindful. I learned to take a chance and to do things differently. I learned that, just because that's the way I did things all along, it didn't mean that that was the way I had to do things now and forevermore. I started changing the way I live my life; the way I see the world around me. All these changes made me want to keep going, and to do more.
On March 24, 2010, I checked myself into the emergency psychiatric ward at St. Joseph's Health Care, and told them I needed help. That was a big, BIG, scary step for someone who usually likes to keep things to herself and live in her head, but I knew that that was what I had to do, so I found the courage (I'm still not sure where,) and I did it. After two months of outpatient psych care, and another couple medication changes (I'd already been through six or seven in my 'career' as a class-A head case) my depression was deemed 'treatment resistant' and I was bumped to the head of the six-month waiting list by the director of the Mood Disorders Clinic, Dr. Lawrence Martin, who then became my psychiatrist. I worked with him and his fabulous nurse, Cathy, and together they found the right combination of the right medications, while helping me work through a multitude of issues and 'bad wiring.' The Mood Disorders Clinic gave me access to a 12 week course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, which I excelled at, because it was a lot like school, and I kick ass at school... ha ha It involved a series of two hour group sessions with twenty or so other lost souls, with lectures, and homework, and a lot of hard work. But it was worth it. By the time I completed it in April of 2012, it had helped me to totally overhaul the way my brain functions; to control my worry; to live in the moment, and to take things as they come. And all along, I kept going to my doctor's appointments, and I kept working away at myself. It was hard. And a lot of times I wanted to quit. But I didn't. I kept at it.
All of these things have brought me to today. Today I was DISCHARGED from the Mood Disorders Clinic after much blood, sweat, and tears. I am stable. My mental illness is officially 'in remission,' and I am more myself than I have ever been in my life. It has been a LOT of hard work getting to where I am. But I did it. I am sharing this not to brag, or to garner praise from the people who knew me when, or to make myself look good... I am writing this to share my story with others who are in the same boat - the same leaky, holey, oar-less boat that I drifted aimlessly in for so long - and to tell them that it IS possible to conquer your mental illness... it DOES NOT have to rule your life... you CAN win. All it takes is one little step... and then another... and then another. Little steps add up, and before you know it, you've surmounted the insurmountable.
Don't get me wrong. My discharge today doesn't mean I'm 'cured.' It doesn't mean I will never have to deal with mental illness again, or that it will never ever rear its ugly head down the road... but it does mean that when it does, this time I'll be ready for it... and if I did it, so can you.
So proud of myself, I could spit... ha ha
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Thursday, September 19, 2013
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Oh Canadian Living, how could you!?
Letter to the Editor of Canadian Living magazine, with love from me to you... February 2012
-liser
Oh Canadian Living, how could you!?
I am usually such a big fan, and have been a loyal reader and subscriber for many years. It is a happy day when I reach my hand into our little mailbox and pull out the latest issue of your magazine, and I generally abandon whatever I have on the go to sit down and read it cover to cover. That being said, my heart fell when I came across your article about exotic pets ('Lizards and Rats and Mice, Oh My!') in the March 2012 edition.
In that article (which is written by the owner of a pet store, where rabbits should not even be sold), you state that a good match as a pet for a child under age three would be a dwarf rabbit, and this could not be further from the truth. As a long-time bunny lover and rescuer of neglected or misunderstood rabbits, and as someone who works in tandem with a rabbit rescue agency that strives to educate people about all the quirks and misconceptions about pet rabbit ownership, I was appalled to read such careless advice from such a fantastic Canadian magazine such as yours. Hundreds of rabbits end up in shelters and with rescue agencies across Ontario and the rest of Canada each year, because people - adults and children alike - do not understand what they are getting into. It makes me sad to think of the rabbits that will eventually be neglected or abandoned as a result of people heeding this advice, because their new pet is not such a good match for their preschooler after all.
A rabbit does not make a good pet for ANY child, let alone a young child that may not yet understand how delicate and fragile it is. Rabbits (of any size, not just dwarf rabbits) are a huge commitment, and are not low-maintenance pets by any means. Rabbit Ownership is just as much work - perhaps even more so - than owning a cat or dog. Bunnies require lots of exercise out of their cages, as well as lots of love, attention, and time with their 'people' - much more than the half- to one hour a day of cuddling as suggested by your article. As the quintessential 'prey' animal, they do not like loud noises or sudden movements, and will be terrified if chased by an excited toddler who wants to play and doesn't understand the best way to befriend a bun. They do not like to cuddle, and most hate to be held. They have very fragile bones that can break easily if handled the wrong way or squeezed too hard. They are shy, scare easily, and when frightened, can kick with such force that they can snap their own backs, and also may be so scared that they are literally 'frightened to death.' Furthermore, they may bite or scratch when scared, which may be a danger to the child.
The reasons to avoid a rabbit as a pet for a small child go on and on... what makes it worse is that you suggest not just a rabbit, but a DWARF rabbit, which can be even more skittish and shy than larger breeds, as a good choice as a pet for a little one. A little bit of research would have shown all of these things, yet not a single warning to learn more about rabbits or any of the other suggested pets before purchasing or adopting can be found in that article. How irresponsible can you get!?! And right before Easter, when so many rabbits are purchased as Easter gifts and then end up in shelters or worse!
I am disappointed in your magazine for publishing such an ignorant suggestion. I hope you will publish this letter in your next issue to correct any misconceptions my fellow readers may have construed from your article, in hopes of preventing further negligent bunny ownership.
Please do the right thing.
Many thanks,
Lisa Archer
Hamilton, ON
-liser
Oh Canadian Living, how could you!?
I am usually such a big fan, and have been a loyal reader and subscriber for many years. It is a happy day when I reach my hand into our little mailbox and pull out the latest issue of your magazine, and I generally abandon whatever I have on the go to sit down and read it cover to cover. That being said, my heart fell when I came across your article about exotic pets ('Lizards and Rats and Mice, Oh My!') in the March 2012 edition.
In that article (which is written by the owner of a pet store, where rabbits should not even be sold), you state that a good match as a pet for a child under age three would be a dwarf rabbit, and this could not be further from the truth. As a long-time bunny lover and rescuer of neglected or misunderstood rabbits, and as someone who works in tandem with a rabbit rescue agency that strives to educate people about all the quirks and misconceptions about pet rabbit ownership, I was appalled to read such careless advice from such a fantastic Canadian magazine such as yours. Hundreds of rabbits end up in shelters and with rescue agencies across Ontario and the rest of Canada each year, because people - adults and children alike - do not understand what they are getting into. It makes me sad to think of the rabbits that will eventually be neglected or abandoned as a result of people heeding this advice, because their new pet is not such a good match for their preschooler after all.
A rabbit does not make a good pet for ANY child, let alone a young child that may not yet understand how delicate and fragile it is. Rabbits (of any size, not just dwarf rabbits) are a huge commitment, and are not low-maintenance pets by any means. Rabbit Ownership is just as much work - perhaps even more so - than owning a cat or dog. Bunnies require lots of exercise out of their cages, as well as lots of love, attention, and time with their 'people' - much more than the half- to one hour a day of cuddling as suggested by your article. As the quintessential 'prey' animal, they do not like loud noises or sudden movements, and will be terrified if chased by an excited toddler who wants to play and doesn't understand the best way to befriend a bun. They do not like to cuddle, and most hate to be held. They have very fragile bones that can break easily if handled the wrong way or squeezed too hard. They are shy, scare easily, and when frightened, can kick with such force that they can snap their own backs, and also may be so scared that they are literally 'frightened to death.' Furthermore, they may bite or scratch when scared, which may be a danger to the child.
The reasons to avoid a rabbit as a pet for a small child go on and on... what makes it worse is that you suggest not just a rabbit, but a DWARF rabbit, which can be even more skittish and shy than larger breeds, as a good choice as a pet for a little one. A little bit of research would have shown all of these things, yet not a single warning to learn more about rabbits or any of the other suggested pets before purchasing or adopting can be found in that article. How irresponsible can you get!?! And right before Easter, when so many rabbits are purchased as Easter gifts and then end up in shelters or worse!
I am disappointed in your magazine for publishing such an ignorant suggestion. I hope you will publish this letter in your next issue to correct any misconceptions my fellow readers may have construed from your article, in hopes of preventing further negligent bunny ownership.
Please do the right thing.
Many thanks,
Lisa Archer
Hamilton, ON
Friday, October 14, 2011
back from the dead...
Oh the blog. The blog has been so neglected. It was bound to happen sooner or later. My chaotic life seems to dictate that I jump recklessly from interest to interest, dropping things after they become stale like so many hot potatoes. But I MISS the blog. I have sat down so many times to pour out my frenzied thoughts as a vehicle for clearing my head or getting things off my chest, only to have them quashed by writer's block or scattered thoughts or a protective reluctance to share my twisted ruminations. Looking back, it is absurd that about a year ago I committed myself to becoming a 'professional' writer of witty criticisms and creative non-fiction. I should have known better and left myself an escape route. Nothing in my life is concrete. I am unpredictable at best. Everything I have ever started seems to be left stagnating in the dust after something more exciting comes along. So, while I will try my best to get back into the swing of things, I will use my poor lonely blog to keep everyone updated on the goings-on of my fledgling sockbun empire. I am taking over the world, one deranged stuffed rabbit at a time!
As it stands right now, I have sold 164 sockbuns since the birth of my little business on January 25th. I didn't realize this until the other day, but that works out to 16 buns a month, or four a week! Not too shabby, for something that started as Christmas presents for family and friends. Sockbuns have come a long way in a year. I see the kids' sockbuns (the ORIGINAL sockbuns) and they are so radically different from the sockbuns of today. Today's sockbuns are bigger. Stuffed better. Cuddlier. Snazzier. More professional. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that Jesse, Gavin, and Ivy play with their sockbuns all the time. They sleep with them and take them to sleepovers (especially Jesse... thanks buddy!) and tell everyone who will listen about sockbuns. They think they are awesome. I should put them on the payroll, for Pete's sake. And they're right - sockbuns ARE awesome. I have never felt so confident about anything I have ever done in my life.
A lot has happened in the last nine months. Most significantly, sockbun.ca was a vendor at this year's BunFest in Toronto (our first show ever!), and while we only sold nine there, the fallout from BunFest secured another 21 sockbun sales and got the word out to many potential adopters. I gave out a pile of business cards, and people seemed to really love the buns, which is downright remarkable, I think. The joy and adulation generated when people see my sockbuns for the first time still blows my mind. Since BunFest, sockbuns have been shipped far and wide across Canada, as well as two orders to the States. We raised some money (not much, but some) for Rabbit Rescue Inc. too, which is just great. A portion of each sockbun sale is donated to this wonderful organization to help them find forever homes for abused, neglected, and abandoned rabbits, as well as a donation for every 50 'Likes' we get on our Facebook page. Since all but one of our five rabbits (feisty little Penelope was the only one who wasn't) over the years have been abandoned or neglected rescue buns, I am committed to helping Rabbit Rescue out, and plan to use every show and craft fair out there to spread the word about all the good work they are doing.
So what's next? Well, onward and upward, of course! I am very excited to share that sockbun.ca will be taking part in our first major craft fair, the Made By Hand Craft Show, which will be held at the International Centre on Airport Road in Mississauga on Saturday November 5th. Our application was approved last week, and I am so thrilled to be a part of this event, which consists of 150 juried vendors of homemade crafts and such. The show is right before the holidays, so I am hoping we do pretty well. Hopefully people will see the joys in giving family and friends something unique and handmade for Christmas, instead of mindlessly wasting their hard-earned dollars on over-priced, mass produced, shoddy crap made by exploited and abused Third World workers found in big box stores (hey, I can dream, can't I?) At the very least, the Made By Hand show will be another opportunity to get my sockbuns out there for people to see, and bring attention to Rabbit Rescue Inc. at the same time (they are going to send me some pamphlets to give out at the sockbun.ca booth), so I'm really looking forward to it.
Thanks to everyone for all the support over the last nine months. Whether you have bought a sockbun, 'Liked' our Facebook page, shared the link to my website, or told a friend, you are helping me make my dream of having a home business doing something I love that fits into my topsy-turvy life come true. And that means the world to me.
Anyway, I think that's it for now... have to ease myself into this slowly... don't want to get winded or anything... ha ha
Today's sockbun, flanked by Gavin and Ivy's original Christmas sockbuns. wow! |
As it stands right now, I have sold 164 sockbuns since the birth of my little business on January 25th. I didn't realize this until the other day, but that works out to 16 buns a month, or four a week! Not too shabby, for something that started as Christmas presents for family and friends. Sockbuns have come a long way in a year. I see the kids' sockbuns (the ORIGINAL sockbuns) and they are so radically different from the sockbuns of today. Today's sockbuns are bigger. Stuffed better. Cuddlier. Snazzier. More professional. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that Jesse, Gavin, and Ivy play with their sockbuns all the time. They sleep with them and take them to sleepovers (especially Jesse... thanks buddy!) and tell everyone who will listen about sockbuns. They think they are awesome. I should put them on the payroll, for Pete's sake. And they're right - sockbuns ARE awesome. I have never felt so confident about anything I have ever done in my life.
sockbun.ca at BunFest - the people behind me make jewelry out of silver-plated rabbit poops. No joke. |
So what's next? Well, onward and upward, of course! I am very excited to share that sockbun.ca will be taking part in our first major craft fair, the Made By Hand Craft Show, which will be held at the International Centre on Airport Road in Mississauga on Saturday November 5th. Our application was approved last week, and I am so thrilled to be a part of this event, which consists of 150 juried vendors of homemade crafts and such. The show is right before the holidays, so I am hoping we do pretty well. Hopefully people will see the joys in giving family and friends something unique and handmade for Christmas, instead of mindlessly wasting their hard-earned dollars on over-priced, mass produced, shoddy crap made by exploited and abused Third World workers found in big box stores (hey, I can dream, can't I?) At the very least, the Made By Hand show will be another opportunity to get my sockbuns out there for people to see, and bring attention to Rabbit Rescue Inc. at the same time (they are going to send me some pamphlets to give out at the sockbun.ca booth), so I'm really looking forward to it.
Thanks to everyone for all the support over the last nine months. Whether you have bought a sockbun, 'Liked' our Facebook page, shared the link to my website, or told a friend, you are helping me make my dream of having a home business doing something I love that fits into my topsy-turvy life come true. And that means the world to me.
Anyway, I think that's it for now... have to ease myself into this slowly... don't want to get winded or anything... ha ha
You want this. |
Sunday, June 19, 2011
To Uncle Frank...
Cool. |
Late June 2010 was the beginning of a year of loss, and while we were wrapped up in the horrific shooting death of my 'little brother' Jesse Archer that occurred a week after Uncle Frank's death, I often feel ashamed to say that I did not pay him proper respect. It isn't that I didn't feel the pain of his death or that I did not love him as much as I loved Jesse. It isn't that because he lived in Alberta my whole life I never got to know him and therefore did not care (he moved out there to work shortly after my Uncle Peter did, then found the love of his life, my Aunt Karen, and that was that). There really is no excuse, and for that I am so sorry. Today, one year after he was taken from us much too soon, I will try my meagre best to share memories of Uncle Frank, as I remember him.
When my mom told me that her brother had died, it was a beautiful sunny morning a few days after my thirtieth birthday. Matt and I were leaving for the zoo, and she called me up onto the back porch. I could see from her face that something horrible had happened. My mom is one tough cookie, with an amazing ability to see the best in every situation. She has seen more than her share of loss, having lost her dad to a heart attack when she was eighteen, and her oldest brother Peter to a car accident when I was just six months old. If my mom is upset, there is a very very good reason. She told me about what had happened (an unexpected heart attack at home at the age of 59) and I hugged her tight and we cried and cried and cried, right there on the back porch.
With mom, on her wedding day |
'danish gangster' look... ha ha |
Frank at 22 |
Four of Five Unkerskov kids - Frank, Sharon, Peter, Susan (my mom) August 1958 |
Peter and Frank - 1972 |
Grover and I today (We've worked things out) |
Uncle Frank, Jessie, me, Justin - Red Deer, 1986 |
Uncle Frank, me, mom, cousin Anders, Justin, Aunt Karen Red Deer - 1986 |
A 'knus' for Ollie! |
I think another trip to Alberta is in order...
Last visit to Ontario - Nov 2001 |
Monday, January 24, 2011
Presenting www.sockbun.ca!!!
After receiving much encouragement and enthusiasm from my rudimentary market research, it seems that I have found my place in this world... I am destined to make sock buns, and I couldn't be more excited! I must give the people what they want, and if what they want is maniacal stuffed rabbits hand-stitched from a pair of socks, then who am I to deny them that?!? Hooray for sock buns!
With much help from my dear husband Matt, I would like to present our new webpage and order system for all your sock bun needs:
(these buns have already found new homes, but yours will be just as cute) |
Go there! Tell your friends! Buy a sock bun! No, buy two!
Many thanks to those who were so enthusiastic in putting in their orders right away. It was a major confidence boost, and I definitely needed it... I really appreciate all the support and interest, and I assure you that you will LOVE your sock bun. It is the cutest twenty bucks you will ever spend... no foolin'
Many thanks to those who were so enthusiastic in putting in their orders right away. It was a major confidence boost, and I definitely needed it... I really appreciate all the support and interest, and I assure you that you will LOVE your sock bun. It is the cutest twenty bucks you will ever spend... no foolin'
Hooray for sock buns!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
anniversary of a real pain in the ass...
7 years ago today I was in a horrific bike accident, and though it happened so long ago and I was in excruciating pain, I remember just about every detail from that day. I was riding my bike to work in Kingston, coming down the big hill on Division Street to the Shopper's Drug Mart at Kingslake Plaza just before Division exits onto the 401, and was going the same speed as the traffic (about 40-50kph, I would say). It had rained that morning, so the road was pretty wet, which of course made my tires pretty wet, and my rims pretty wet, and therefore my brake pads pretty wet. So when some jerk in front of the blue Acura that I was following decided that he/she REALLY REALLY needed to stop at Tim Horton's, turning at the last second without signalling, the Acura driver slammed on his brakes, and without having time to think too much about it, I slammed my brakes on too (if you can 'slam' brakes on a bike). Because it was wet and I was going so fast, my bike quickly fish-tailed out of control and sent me into a giant skid, and before I knew it, I hit the pavement, going 50, landing smack-dab on my right hip and then skidding about ten feet along the road.
I have read that the femur is the strongest bone in the human body. It is as strong as concrete. Apparently no one told my right femur that, because it broke upon impact as soon as I hit the ground. I can distinctly remember hearing it break - it sounded like when you take a big fat thick carrot by both ends and snap it in the middle. I'll never forget that sound for as long as I live. The force involved in that fall must have been pretty substantial to do that kind of damage. At the time, I remember hearing it, but it didn't really register that I had broken anything; I guess probably because I was in some serious shock. I had also dislocated my knee, which was a whole 'nother ball of wax... just agonizing pain... I remember standing up, dazed, and trying to walk on my broken leg to get off the road. The sickly feeling of broken bones buckling under my weight was pretty gruesome, and it hurt a whole lot, so I lay down again in the middle of the lane to await the ambulance, whose siren I could hear in the distance.
When the paramedics arrived (one was named Terry, and I can't recall the other guy's name), they were just amazing. They cut my pants off in the middle of the street, which I'm sure was just thrilling to the ten or so gawkers who had gathered to watch me writhe in agony (hey, I can't say anything bad about them; one of them called 911 after all). They got me on a back board and immobilized my neck and asked me a whole bunch of questions, and then they told me they were going to put my knee back where it should go, and that it would be the most pain I have ever experienced in my life. No one wants to hear any kind of medical professional tell them this. Ever. But they weren't lying. The other dude (not Terry) held my shoulders, and Terry got down by my feet, and after telling me to take a deep breath, he YANKED ON MY BROKEN LEG with all his might. Oh it hurt. I remember screaming at the top of my lungs for what seemed to be a lifetime, but was probably just a couple of seconds, and then all of the sudden, my knee popped back into place and it was like a wave of instant relief washed over me... my pain was gone... never mind the broken femur, it didn't seem to be an issue, as far as pain level was concerned. Then the EMTs bundled me into the back of the ambulance (which was pretty darn cool, I must say), and off we whizzed to Kingston General.
At the hospital, I was put on a morphine drip and they stabilized me in a little room to wait the eight hours until they could get me in for surgery. During this time, I had x-rays taken and learned that my femur was broken about three inches above my knee; a long, jagged, ugly looking break. The bone had snapped, but on an angle, and then one of the broken ends had cracked up the length of the bone. Pretty nasty. I gave one of the nurses Matt's work number, and they made the call for me. After talking to Matt for a bit, he hung up to start the journey from Cobourg, where he was still working at the time, only coming up to Kingston on weekends. He got to KGH in record time, and I felt much better. I drifted in and out of drug-addled consciousness, and then awoke to find myself upstairs being prepped for surgery. Before I knew it, I was counting backwards from ten (I doubt I made it past 8 or 7), and then I woke up in a semi-private room in the dark, with Matt there holding my hand, promising me he would return the next day (it was about 3am).
During surgery my surgeon, Dr. David Yu, made an incision at the top of my hip, drilled a canal down into the middle of the femur, then rammed a titanium rod through the length of the bone, and screwed it into the head of the femur just above the knee (I have seen this procedure done on TV since then, and it does not look pretty.) My leg swelled up to at least twice its normal size, and it was most uncomfortable, to say the least. I woke up the next morning at the crack of dawn with the bitchiest nurse on the face of the planet telling me to 'get up!' and yanking the covers off of me. Get up?? Was this woman completely mad? No. Well, maybe. She got me up and out of bed and standing with the help of a walker, and I shuffled gingerly to the bathroom. I tried to get on the toilet to pee, but had some difficulty, which resulted in me pissing on the floor. I did this several more times while I was there, and I think the orderly who came to mop the floor for the umpteenth time during my stay really really wanted me to die. If looks could kill... sheesh...
After a few days of half-assed physio, when they were satisfied that I had mastered the crutches, I was finally allowed to go home. I was given a prescription for some serious narcotics and was told that a physiotherapist would be by once a week to help me with my recovery. The pain was horrific as Matt bundled me into our van and drove over the pot-holed streets of downtown Kingston to our basement apartment on Fraser Street. I was dizzy and light-headed and weak; I thought I would never make it down the stairs to the pull-out couch which Matt had set up for me, as our bed was too low to get in and out of easily. He took great care of me for several days after my return home, which was good, because I sure as hell couldn't. My sweetheart is such a great guy... aww...
The incisions in my hip. Oh they get better, believe me. |
I have read that the femur is the strongest bone in the human body. It is as strong as concrete. Apparently no one told my right femur that, because it broke upon impact as soon as I hit the ground. I can distinctly remember hearing it break - it sounded like when you take a big fat thick carrot by both ends and snap it in the middle. I'll never forget that sound for as long as I live. The force involved in that fall must have been pretty substantial to do that kind of damage. At the time, I remember hearing it, but it didn't really register that I had broken anything; I guess probably because I was in some serious shock. I had also dislocated my knee, which was a whole 'nother ball of wax... just agonizing pain... I remember standing up, dazed, and trying to walk on my broken leg to get off the road. The sickly feeling of broken bones buckling under my weight was pretty gruesome, and it hurt a whole lot, so I lay down again in the middle of the lane to await the ambulance, whose siren I could hear in the distance.
3 days after |
When the paramedics arrived (one was named Terry, and I can't recall the other guy's name), they were just amazing. They cut my pants off in the middle of the street, which I'm sure was just thrilling to the ten or so gawkers who had gathered to watch me writhe in agony (hey, I can't say anything bad about them; one of them called 911 after all). They got me on a back board and immobilized my neck and asked me a whole bunch of questions, and then they told me they were going to put my knee back where it should go, and that it would be the most pain I have ever experienced in my life. No one wants to hear any kind of medical professional tell them this. Ever. But they weren't lying. The other dude (not Terry) held my shoulders, and Terry got down by my feet, and after telling me to take a deep breath, he YANKED ON MY BROKEN LEG with all his might. Oh it hurt. I remember screaming at the top of my lungs for what seemed to be a lifetime, but was probably just a couple of seconds, and then all of the sudden, my knee popped back into place and it was like a wave of instant relief washed over me... my pain was gone... never mind the broken femur, it didn't seem to be an issue, as far as pain level was concerned. Then the EMTs bundled me into the back of the ambulance (which was pretty darn cool, I must say), and off we whizzed to Kingston General.
Five days after. Pretty sweet road rash, eh? |
At the hospital, I was put on a morphine drip and they stabilized me in a little room to wait the eight hours until they could get me in for surgery. During this time, I had x-rays taken and learned that my femur was broken about three inches above my knee; a long, jagged, ugly looking break. The bone had snapped, but on an angle, and then one of the broken ends had cracked up the length of the bone. Pretty nasty. I gave one of the nurses Matt's work number, and they made the call for me. After talking to Matt for a bit, he hung up to start the journey from Cobourg, where he was still working at the time, only coming up to Kingston on weekends. He got to KGH in record time, and I felt much better. I drifted in and out of drug-addled consciousness, and then awoke to find myself upstairs being prepped for surgery. Before I knew it, I was counting backwards from ten (I doubt I made it past 8 or 7), and then I woke up in a semi-private room in the dark, with Matt there holding my hand, promising me he would return the next day (it was about 3am).
Six days after. Gettin' all yellowy now. |
During surgery my surgeon, Dr. David Yu, made an incision at the top of my hip, drilled a canal down into the middle of the femur, then rammed a titanium rod through the length of the bone, and screwed it into the head of the femur just above the knee (I have seen this procedure done on TV since then, and it does not look pretty.) My leg swelled up to at least twice its normal size, and it was most uncomfortable, to say the least. I woke up the next morning at the crack of dawn with the bitchiest nurse on the face of the planet telling me to 'get up!' and yanking the covers off of me. Get up?? Was this woman completely mad? No. Well, maybe. She got me up and out of bed and standing with the help of a walker, and I shuffled gingerly to the bathroom. I tried to get on the toilet to pee, but had some difficulty, which resulted in me pissing on the floor. I did this several more times while I was there, and I think the orderly who came to mop the floor for the umpteenth time during my stay really really wanted me to die. If looks could kill... sheesh...
One week after. If there was a 'best bruise' contest, I would be a shoe-in. |
After a few days of half-assed physio, when they were satisfied that I had mastered the crutches, I was finally allowed to go home. I was given a prescription for some serious narcotics and was told that a physiotherapist would be by once a week to help me with my recovery. The pain was horrific as Matt bundled me into our van and drove over the pot-holed streets of downtown Kingston to our basement apartment on Fraser Street. I was dizzy and light-headed and weak; I thought I would never make it down the stairs to the pull-out couch which Matt had set up for me, as our bed was too low to get in and out of easily. He took great care of me for several days after my return home, which was good, because I sure as hell couldn't. My sweetheart is such a great guy... aww...
Nine days after. Such colour! Such texture! lol |
But then he had to leave. Matt left Kingston for Cobourg, and I was on my own until the following weekend, when he could come up and see me again. I was petrified. I was all alone in a basement apartment in the middle of December, and was so sore and light-headed that even the most menial task like going to the bathroom or making myself something to eat took forever. Everything was SO hard. My leg was still swollen and puffy, and I could barely find it in me to do much of anything... if I had had a bedpan, I would never have gotten out of bed, because it was just so much work. I realize that the best thing in such situations is to get up and get back to normal as quickly as possible, but that idea seemed totally laughable at the time. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I couldn't go anywhere, and I was all alone except for three cats (Spliff, Black Cat, and Frank) and our first rabbit, Zeus. And while they did their best to take care of me (the three cats would not leave my side the entire time, and even Zeusie jumped up on the pull-out and stretched out beside my leg), it sucked, to say the least.
Frank (left), Black (behind my head) and Spliff (right) on nursing duty |
Looking back, the accident and its aftermath has been one of the most challenging things I have ever had to deal with in my life. But I try to look on the bright side. If there had been a car behind me when I fell, I would be dead. The shards of broken bone in my leg could have ripped through my femoral artery, and I could have bled to death on the side of the road before the ambulance arrived. There is no end to the possible tragic endings that COULD have taken place, so I consider myself pretty lucky when it all boils down to it. Definitely not something I want to do over again (I have been on a bike ONCE since my accident, but I am determined to ride the shit out of one the next chance I get). Oh well, everyone has to have one exciting yet horrible story to tell for evermore, right? In my case, I hope this is the one and only. As for the titanium rod, it's still there. I can have it taken out at any time if I want to, but it is totally unnecessary surgery, so I think I'll keep it. I've grown quite attached to the dear little thing over the years, and it hasn't caused me any grief, so I see no point in having it removed.
Plus, I like to tell the kids I am a robot.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Attack of the Homicidal Jungle Cat...
I was most brutally savaged by a tiny tiger last week.
You wouldn't think an eleven pound house cat would be able to inflict the sort of damage I have endured over the last eight days, but you would be sorely mistaken. Last Tuesday I helped my dad take my parents' cats, Spot and Carol, to the vet for their annual check-up and vaccinations. When asked a few days prior if I would help dad out, I agreed without thinking twice. As it turns out, I should have thought twice. While Spot is just the sweetest little cat you ever did see, his sister is a force to be reckoned with, and while I 'happily' take her abuse in the form of spitting and hissing and swearing when I go upstairs to cut her nails from time to time I seriously underestimated her sheer power and ferocity. As a feral cat not much more than a kitten herself, Carol was rescued from a window well with her two tiny babies by a cat rescue agency and was put up for adoption, unwittingly taken in by my naive parents in their quest for a pal for Spot after our old dog Max had to be put to sleep. She has always been on the wild side, and is never quick to trust anyone at all, but I had no idea she was capable of such carnage. I mean, come on... it's a house cat, right?
After giving Spot his needle and putting him back in his carrier, Dr. Hall moved on to Carol. The minute he touched her, she started muttering under her breath in that unearthly, eerie, demonic cat voice we are all familiar with; a foreshadowing of the hellfire that was about to be unleashed. He checked her ears and mouth and heart and lungs and all that good stuff, then gave her her needle, and she was pretty well behaved, relatively speaking. I was duly impressed at her ability to keep her composure; I figured Dr. Hall would have long been disemboweled by this point in the proceedings. Then he moved on to her nails. Carol has trouble with her nails - sometimes they grow too long and curl around into her little pads, the poor thing - and since she is so violent and trimming them is a chore that involves me, dad, a towel, and lots of screaming and carrying on, we aren't as diligent about cutting them as we should be. Since this was one of those times, and we were here to see Dr. Hall anyways and he probably happily cuts cats' nails all day long, dad asked if he wouldn't mind cutting them. Like a fool, he agreed, and like a fool, I held her.
I am no stranger to holding cats. Whenever there are veterinary procedures to be done 'round these parts, I am inevitably the one to carry them out, and I do so quickly and efficiently with my pet's well-being in mind. In fact, until I was eighteen, I lived my entire life believing I would become a veterinarian, and did my co-op in Grade 11 at this very clinic (the Dundas Animal Hospital), which is owned by Dr. Hall. Needless to say, I like to think I know what I am doing when it comes to this sort of thing. This soon changed, however. As the vet started in on Carol's talons, her muttering turned to growling, which grew louder and louder with each toe. Then the shit hit the fan. When Dr. Hall tackled the nail that had curled over on itself, Carol EXPLODED.
She screamed, she snarled, she spit and hissed and drooled and panted. She wriggled and twisted and puffed herself up in a frenzy as she tried to get away from me. I held her as tightly as I could in a futile attempt to keep her still, but she was like a rabid, cornered wolverine in a fight for her life. And she bit. She bit and bit and bit. She sunk her teeth into my hands no less than three times; a not-so-serious chomp to the right wrist, and two bites so deep that her entire fang disappeared beneath the skin - once into the meat between the thumb and forefinger on my left hand, and on the other hand, she very nearly bit clear through my pinky finger. At the time, sure, they hurt - I restrained myself from yelling 'FUCK!' at the top of my lungs in the vet's office, which I am very proud of - but the pain wasn't that bad, and I didn't think they would turn out to be so serious! I'd been bitten by cats before; certainly not this badly, but I'd been bitten by cats before. I was more concerned that Carol was ok, and that Dr. Hall was able to clip ALL of her nails, because I certainly wasn't going to finish the job after this little psychotic display. It took dad (who was scratched for his participation) and I both to hold Carol down and cover her face with a towel, while Dr. Hall finished her nails, and then we shoved her back into her carrier and I assessed the damage.
My hands were already starting to swell to an unbelievable size - they looked like inflated surgical gloves - and they were turning an angry shade of reddish purple. They were burning and itching like crazy, and had started to throb painfully. I didn't think very much of it, being preoccupied by the sheer amazement of Carol's ability to defend herself for such a wee beastie... dad and I drove home in awe at the fury and speed of her attack. After coming back downstairs (mom and dad live above us), I looked up 'cat bite' on the internet, just out of curiosity. Like an idiot, I was totally skeptical when all I read was how dangerous cat bites can be, and how serious they are, and how at least 40% of them turn out to be infected and require medical attention, so I did nothing right away except wash them really well and put Polysporin on them. Surely they couldn't be that bad, could they? It's only a cat, for pete's sake!
But no. I was wrong. It seems cat bites are among the worst out there. Their slimy, filthy, little cat mouths are teeming with bacteria, including Pasteurella, Staphylococcus, Streptococcus, and Clostridium, just to name a few. And while they have little to no bite pressure (unlike dogs, which have teeth designed to crush bones, etc), and are unable to move their jaws back and forth to grind their food (cat jaws can only move up and down, not back and forth), the shape of their teeth contributes to the severity of the bite. Because cats' teeth, particularly the long canine teeth, are long, thin, cone-shaped, and needle sharp, they are capable of penetrating deep into flesh and leaving puncture wounds that close up when the tooth has been pulled out. While this may not sound so bad, the danger lies in their filthy bacteria-ridden saliva, which is essentially 'injected' into the hole and then left under the skin to fester once the wound has closed up again. Cats are essentially venomous, it seems... like little komodo dragons, or little gila monsters... While I should have heeded the advice to head to the hospital immediately and get my wounds checked out, I was so tired and the thought of sitting in emerg for a couple of hours was so unappealing that I decided to wait until morning, and tried my best to get comfortable enough to go to sleep; no mean feat, let me assure you.
The next morning, I woke up in excruciating pain. My hands were huge and the flesh around each bite was a red, hot, blotchy, streaky mess. I had Matt drop me off at St. Joe's on his way to work, thinking I would be out in an hour or so with a prescription for an oral antibiotic. No such luck. When I told the triage nurse I was there because of a cat bite, he rushed me through the intake process, and before I knew it I was whisked away for my first course of IV antibiotics. I sat with an IV drip in my arm for half an hour, then a lovely, dreamy nurse named John unhooked me, taped the little lead tube to my arm leaving the needle in the back of my hand (after blowing out a vein in the top of my forearm... ugh), and bandaged my puffy freakish paws for the return home. I came back twice more for more IV antibiotics and was given a prescription for ten days of clavulin (in pill form this time, thankfully) on top of that. Finally, on Thursday afternoon, the IV and bandages were removed and I was told I didn't have to come back unless things took a turn for the worse. I am finally able to close my hands in a half-assed fist (they still hurt like crazy and I can't make a tight fist, but seeing as how a few days ago I couldn't even move my fingers, I'll take what I can get), and the swelling has gone down almost completely. It appears I am 'on the mend.'
If anything, I have gained a whole new respect for house cats through all of this. I think a lot of the time we forget that we are living with what are essentially 'little big cats' and that above all commonly-kept pets, cats remain the most unchanged by evolution and domestication. Cats command respect and will not be coerced, tricked, or forced into anything they don't see as worth doing, and for years and years human beings have learned to accept this, so I guess I should have seen this coming a mile away. Carol's explosive reaction was phenomenal, and there is no doubt in my mind as to her ability to defend herself when faced with danger. Seriously, I am still in awe. While my initial feeling was something akin to wanting to boot her down the stairs (no, I'm kidding, I could never do that...), I have since come to terms with the fact that she was just doing what any cat would do, whether it be a pampered tabby or the most ferocious of wild beasts. That being said, will I go upstairs to help cut her nails any time in the near future??
Not on your life.
Not on your life.
Evil, heathen Carol (left) and lovely, wonderful, well-behaved Spot (right) |
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